In about a month, you’ll be getting ready for Fantasy Football already (crazy right?). You always want to have the best team name in your league, so we’re here to help you out. Here are our favorite team names for the 2015 Fantasy Football season:
Napoleon Foles
New Rams’ quarterback Nick Foles has the hair and several Napoleon Dynamite looking facial features. You can never go wrong with doppelgänger comparisons.
Not With a Bang, But a Whimper
Guy Whimper, a Hawaiian offensive tackle for the Steelers, makes our list with the famous closing words of T.S. Eliot’s “The Hollow Men.”
RBs: We Have the Cleats
Not about a player, but a fine football spin off of Arby’s marketing campaign.
Obama-Bodden 2012
That’s right. We’re throwing it back to 2012 and letting you all know the real campaign ticket: Barack Obama and former cornerback Leigh Bodden, who hasn’t played since 2011 due to his commitment to his second term.
Wendy’s Frostee Rucker
For all of you Wendy’s fans out there, how has the Cardinals’ Frostee Rucker not landed an endorsement deal yet with Wendy’s? He definitely eats there a lot.
Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Naanee
Legedu Naanae, formerly a wide receiver for the Chargers and Panthers, is not signed as of right now, but we couldn’t help not giving SILENTO a shout out with this name.
Dangeruss: No Passing
I’m sure you’ve heard the news about Russell Wilson and Ciara.
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Honorable Mentions we found on Reddit:
- Jameis and the Giant Peach
- Jamaaly Caulkin
- Turn Down for Watt
- Forte Shades of Jay
- Bowles Movement
Images
Foles; Naanae; Whimper; Arby’s; Wilson; Rucker; Wendy’s; Obama; Bodden; Obama-Biden Logo