You’re sitting down to do a fantasy baseball draft. Two hours later, you have your
team that you’re sure is going to be competitive – could this be the year? But all of the sudden you realize it – you’re missing something. This team just isn’t complete yet. Why is that?
You don’t have a great team name yet, that’s why.
We’ve compiled a definitive list of the best fantasy baseball teams to remedy just that problem. Some are creative, some are amazing, and some are just downright crude. But somewhere among them, your team name is waiting for you.
(Spoiler alert: a lot of Yu Darvish references to follow.)
- This One Time in Band Kemp
- deGrominatrix
- Springfield Isotopes (A personal favorite and title-winner last season)
- Cano one Strop me?
- Eggs Odorizzi
- Man Bear Puig (a classic)
- El Paso Chihuahuas (not only a real minor league team, but the personal favorite of SST Writer Jeremy Gopin)
- Teheran Us Apart (Dare you not to sing this every time)
- Come Sale Away
- VORP Speed
- Maybe This Year (for all you Cubs fans)
- A Streetcar Named Cuddyer
- Taijuan Skywalker
- Soler Power
- RIP Jenrry Mejia (a tribute to the first MLB player ever kicked out for PED’s L)
- The Balking Dead
- Miggy Azalea
- Notorious PAPI
- Upton Girl (Billy Joel’s personal favorite)
- Gin Andrus
- Grand Theft Votto
- Latos Intolerant (The White Sox pitching staff has a lot of good ones this year)
- Joc Itch
- Can’t Cutch This
- Byrnes When I Peavy (An old Arizona Diamondbacks throwback and such a classic)
- Tampa Bay Carly Rae’s (for any AL East non-Rays fan)
- Goldschmidt Happens
- Tulo Window, Tulo Wall
- Ball Thor
- King Kang
- Sano to Drugs
- Let’s Hear it for Lucroy (Hey, Brewers fans)
- Moneyballers (for the statistician in your league)
- Tanaka-Knock Joke
- Bleacher Creatures
- Jeter’s Gift Baskets
- The Duda Abides
- Han Sulowitzki
- Annie Are You Aoki
- Candy Crush Davis
- Buerhle Legal (But let’s be honest, why are you drafting Buehrle?)
- There’s Always Next Year (For non-Cubs fans)
- Fielder’s Choice
- Twist and Trout
- Unbreakable Paulie Goldschmidt (For anxious Kimmy Schmidt fans patiently awaiting the return)
- Mo’ne Ball
- The Balking Dead
- The Bryce is Right
- A Foul Odor
- For Shizzo My Rizzo
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Inspiration from:
http://socalledfantasyexperts.com/151-horrible-fantasy-baseball-team-names-youll-want-to-use/
http://athlonsports.com/175-funny-fantasy-baseball-team-names-2015
http://fantasyteamadvice.com/top-100-funny-fantasy-baseball-team-names-2016/
http://www.fantasybaseballnames.com
http://athlonsports.com/fantasy/125-funny-fantasy-baseball-team-names-2016